Paranoia at the help screen, can we trust spellcheck

Feb 23, 2005 by Naomi.

THEE spell check on my computer
Tells WON if a word is an AIR,
I’m SEW glad TWO have this convenience
We FILL BETTOR because it is THEIR.
WEE RING ARE hands when we’re worried
ARE spelling may KNOT BEE WRITE,
Webster WOOD TERN INN his grave
TOO NO WEE OUR KNOT SEW bright.
SEAMS the old-fashioned dictionary
Showed AWL the words clear and clean.
SEW what WOOD WEE DUE without it
TWO SEA if words say what WEE mean?

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